BT CHAPS BERTHA THE AMERICAN BULLDOGI can hear him coming from miles away. I can smell his little calves tucked in his tight socks. And then when he arrives, I just cannot help myself. I have to chase him. He still gets scared, he always trips, he always falls. My owner says I should be ashamed of myself. Im not. She also thinks I should find a new hobby. I wont. This morning, I found a new secret spot. Hell never know what hits him. If you find me before he does, thats ok. But SSSSHT!"